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Monday, August 13th, 2007
12:45 pm - To Boldly Go...
Yes, I went to the Star Trek Convention in Vegas. But in my defense, I had no idea it was going on until I got there. Purely coincidental.

Geek Fest


Q'pla!


Resistance is Futile

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Tuesday, July 20th, 2004
9:39 pm
I finally took advantage of living so close to the ocean today. I went rollerblading at Venice. It has been ages since I rollerbladed. I did quite well despite checking out all of the surfer boys at the same time. I think I'm going to start substituting some of my usual workouts with jogs on the beach from now on. If anyone knows a good place to park anywhere along Venice to Santa Monica or if you'd like to join me, let me know. Please inform me if you know any good cruising spots as well...jk.

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Monday, April 12th, 2004
8:05 pm - No Time for Lovin'
So it's week 2 and I already have a ton of reading. School bites. I just want to stay in and have a Voyager orgy.

Oh yeah baby

I guess I can spare a few minutes for a quick jerk off to Cpt. Janeway.

current mood: aggravated

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Tuesday, April 6th, 2004
10:13 pm
So a friend told me to take a nude drawing class with him.

Archaic Relic: i can't draw at all.
Archaic Relic: how bout i just go and masturbate?
XXXX: hmm
XXXX: and jizz all over er canvas and call it art?
XXXX: yeh, sounds good
Archaic Relic: haha
Archaic Relic: nice idea...never thought about that.
XXXX: lol
XXXX: and they call it a white canvas
....
Archaic Relic: how about i go there to be a model?
XXXX: lol!
XXXX: ims ure the teacher woudnt mind
XXXX: just dont get an erection
Archaic Relic: haha
XXXX: models are suppose to be still
Archaic Relic: haha
XXXX: not stiff

current mood: naughty

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Thursday, March 25th, 2004
6:42 am - Bring Back Kirk
This is so freaking cool. I would be in a state of ecstasy if they actually made this happen. Cpt. Kirk, Picard, Janeway, and Sisko all one one movie - that's just like one big orgy. Is it wrong that I've jerked off to this video five times already?

Bring Back Kirk


One more final to go.

Damn it. I forgot about undie run. I hope I didn't miss seeing any nice "packages".



Live long and prosper.

current mood: ecstatic

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Wednesday, March 24th, 2004
12:04 pm - At Home Circumcision Anyone?
If you're in the market for a circumcision, have I got news for you! With all the great strides in medicine, you can now do it yourself at home.

Witness the Miracle
More Info

Takers anyone? You can probably buy just one and share it with friends.

Live long and prosper.

current mood: amused
current music: Wild West Show by Big & Rich

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